DJ TripleBypass

Aloha Popcorn flavored Waterfalls, dusty chaperones with no morals, and Eddie Munster. 

I hope your September is coming to a gainful close.  The world is still wacky! What ya gonna do? Tune into this show, get vaccinated, and order your…

Aloha Indonesian Corn Flakes, Liver Flavor Cartoons, and Don Johnson. 

I hope the Fall is breathing fresh air into your lungs and out your nose or Arse. 

Thanx Mayra Dias Gomes  aka May Valentine for the promo and it was…

Aloha fruit by yard, toenails painted with Cilantro, and Stevie Nicks. 

I hope your September is swimming and your week is winning.  Here are a few pics from my adventures on Maui last week. It twas a splendid Staycation. Thanx…

Pretty Mellow Chilled out set to ease you into the weekend naturally. 

It's almost like Hitchmas!! These are the tracks that i liked but just didn't make the final cut of the HIJAK HAWAII show. 

Have a Delightful Weekend &amp…

Aloha Varnished Polecats, Casper the friendly toast, and Harriet Tubman! 

I hope the end of August is making your hair stand up on the back of your neck and your shoes turn into pearls.  The thoughts of dilapidated migraines frequent…

Aloha Nashville Foreskins, Portland Corsets, and Desmond Tutu. 

I hope your kids are going back to school and life is getting somewhat back to normal. I can not imagine having to teach a child mat at my age. I would…

Aloha Vicious Apricots, Pleasant Crab Apples, and Guy Pearce. 

This week's show has no sponsor sadly. Just tales of my visit to the Mainland and stories on the road to madness and peculiar misdemeanors. Photos from my journey.  

Very Happy…

Aloha sideways beef jerky, tubular sauerkraut, & Billie Jean King! 

I hope you enjoy this lavender quest! We are lucky to be sponsored by my dear friend Haruca Salt and her Peacock Petting Zoo & Takoyaki Tequila Cafe.

I hope…

Aloha Leaping Alfalfa, Congruent Meadows, & Marla Maples. I hope life is treating everyone like a package of Red Vines dipped in Nerds! 

The weather is splendid as always here, on the Island. The Gentle breeze may make you sneeze…

Aloha Peppermint Squeeze Cheese, Dandelion Seahorses, and Jackie Chan. 

I Hope July 1st finds you swell! The Heat is blasting in some parts of the world, luckily not in Hawaii. I will see it soon enough when i visit IL…

Aloha Friends, Family, and Pat Sajak. 

This Show is dedicated to all of my Dear Friends out there in Whoville, Graymont, & Pokipsy. I love you all and need to keep in touch more. Let's all try and be better…

Aloha Friends & Cornswaggles! 

I made this special 2 Hour Mix, TIKIMARAN: A Tiki Adventure for the ears, soul, & Tooth Fairy.  I am DJing under the Special Alias DJ Fezzy Jenkins. I hope you will put on your Finest…